Went baby goat shopping. This baby girl claimed me as her own before I could even decide.
i was trying to remember the “live long and prosper” motto from star trek and for a solid 10 minutes the only thing i could think of was “live big and die”
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You can tell how hard your working day has been by how much battery you have left on your phone at the end.
Getting drunk is just knowing the exact right amount of poison we can drink before our body realizes it could kill us.
13, realizing Yaz is worried about her: Nothing’s never happening to me. Never.
Yaz: I know. I’m - You phrased that really weirdly.
13: I may have a concussion.
I have this really bad habit of sending two unrelated texts back to back but bridging them with an “also”
So it’ll be like “hey have you seen this funny tweet” quickly followed by “also the news said polio is back”
yall hate wolverine origins but “your country needs you” “im canadian (drives away)” is the greatest moment in cinematic history
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