Piper went from hey bestie! To you disgust me in two seconds flat.
I love this update.
Reblog if you would wait with him in the rain
He inside tho
He doesnt want to get wet
why is he floating, also
Maybe he has a medical condition, mind your business
automatic sliding doors are so butch. i am charmed and romanced by the experience of them every time. it just senses my presence and opens up..... like wow i am really being taken care of rn 😳
automatic sliding doors see me in the grocery store with my silly little femme outfit on and say do you need any help with those groceries princess 💪😉
femmes are getting it where we can in these trying times
actually automatic doors are cringe because i cant open them for femmes. every time the machine takes this from me i want to bullcharge it. but alas, it would simply open, owning me severely...
okay see this is the dialogue we SHOULD be having. fucked up, robots r stealing jobs from hardworking lesbians everywhere ...... it’s so sad, “like” if you agree
“gay isn’t an umbrella term” “isn’t camp exclusively a mlm term” “can there be a gay space with no wlw”
if I die please don’t let my mom bury me with a ugly wig. Please let her know 28 inches of Brazilian wavy with a silk lace closure is what I wanted. Thank you.
28 inches and a silk lace closure? ima rob your grave.
I’d deadass come back to life like Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen and fight you like I was number 1
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